Welcome to a very special session of Remedial Bullshit…er….104.
We are living in a time of uncertainty, where nations like North Korea and their ilk are threatening to blow us to smithereenies!
We here at Cryptic Bullshit LIVE to inform, educate, and inspire! So that’s we we dug up this film to educate you all on what to do in case Kim Jong Il gets sand in his vagina:
Welcome to Remedial Bullshit 103!
I understand some of you don’t know what to do on a date with the opposite sex. I’ve heard some of you have gone so far as to hold hands in a public place! That’s a naughty no-no! In Remedial Bullshit 103, this swell film will tell all you swell cats and swell chicks what to do on a swell date the swell way!
Hey breeders and feeders! Welcome to Remedial Bullshit 102, I see many of you have passed Remedial Bullshit 101, and for that, I congratulate you! For those who didn’t, you’ll be transferred to the “Special” Bullshit class where you will learn what direction NASCAR drivers race in plus you’ll be watching many hours of TJ Hooker.
Tonight’s class you’re going to learn, “Are You Popular?” This short film examines if you are indeed hip, slick, and if all the ladies and gentlemen like your Colorforms!
Every so often, I’ll post educational videos and tutorials I deem “Remedial Bullshit” that will inform you, Constant Reader…things you should know.
Today’s class begins with what I had to sit through (and watch) in high school Health class. This two-part film examines what us guys go through when we hit those magical years of puberty.
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