Welcome to a very special session of Remedial Bullshit…er….104.
We are living in a time of uncertainty, where nations like North Korea and their ilk are threatening to blow us to smithereenies!
We here at Cryptic Bullshit LIVE to inform, educate, and inspire! So that’s we we dug up this film to educate you all on what to do in case Kim Jong Il gets sand in his vagina:
Man, I feel so much more at ease now that I have watched this film.
(Oh! along with the fact that it was also tucked away in a very remote part of my brain, from child hood.)
I do feel that as I, am now much older, and some what wiser, a better, catch phrase would be:
When you see the Flash! Put your head between your knees, and “Kiss Your Ass, GOOD-BYE.”