Tonight…while on my lunch break at work, I was enjoying my Mcdonald’s order which consisted of a chicken sandwich, fries, ice tea…and a hot apple pie.
DON’T JUDGE!! It was good!
Anyway, while I removed my hot apple pie from the MCD’s bag I noticed something weird:
That “USE THRU” sticker freaked me out!
So, the fast-food conspiracist in me got to thinking, “What if someone just stuck that on a years-old hot apple pie???”
I decided I didn’t care and ate it anyway.
I’m still alive.
Then I decided I’m fat and I shouldn’t be eating Mcdonald’s
I decided I didn’t care about that, either.
Mcdonald’s and my gut…I’m luggin’ it!
I noticed that the other night when I went through the Taco Slut (our combo Taco Hell/Pizza Hut) to grab dinner because I’m a horrible quasi-wife. My personal pan had a sticker of “8:40 p.m.”
I almost let it sit on the coffee table until 8:40 just to see what happened … but I was hungry.
That got me thinking of “Gremlins” for some reason.